DISCLAIMERS

Some of what you are about to see may be unsuitable for dimviewers.
Childlike discretion is advised.

The views and opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of CAT,
the hosts or anyone else in their right mind. Child-like discretion is advised while
we take our minds out and play with them.

The testimony you are about to hear is the truth, the half-truth
and nothing like the truth, so help you God.
Bear witness at your own risk.
Don't get on our case, the trial is yours. Judge yourself.

About the following, there is no point in asking, "What is the point?"
"There is no point," state the self-appointed pointy-headed hosts,
"but that's not the same as pointless." There is a point of view but the
viewers' is most pointedly important. We win no points. Sorry to disappoint.

The following is preparation for the FINAL EXAM. You will be tested.
Grades or standing provide consequence. Cramming or scamming repeats the test.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Believing is not seeing.
Take heart and give. Be ready to pass.
OWV fails any responsibility not its own.