ONE WHIRLED VIEW 2006

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In the beginning was the Word. An act of god created the fashion
to fash the discourse with fustian waltzes.
Vegetative complaince spawned fuzzy confidence in the fad to mint Money in the temple, Juno?
Great hunger for logos became the wine of the day.
In the end was the Silence.

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Are those who immolate themselves for peace the victors?
Are those who immolate others victims?
Do cereal killers emulate what matters?
Are consumers victims or victors of consumption?
How do you tell witch?
In the materialistic imbroglio there are no winners.

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The creed of the pompous hypnogogues is believe, believe, believe.
The schema is the reification of abstruse abstractions.
Everything is fine, believe the abuliates.
Leave it be,
leave it be,
leave it be,
leave it be ...
whispering an answer,
leave it be.
Be leave it or not!

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Torna does Japan, US weather also sucks
Globe not warming to decrees, Man must air dirty skies
Death tolls body count, New biology to believe
Targeting hypnogoogooic toddlers, Freshly eyeing abstractions
ONE NEW VIEW
Nano Nano, Earthlings

Babylon, Gate of God to the city of wickedness,
babbles on to get the battle on. Propapentagonda
becomes the standard of lubricity to battle the
iconoclastic calamity. Batter the fine print so the
heebie-jeebies of our combat fatigues can be
cataphracted. Let's wave the patriotic flag of militant meliorism.

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Acumulo Calamitous clouds forecast, Pentagonadic propaglanda,
Fearcasting Broad, Adnormal probe paranormal, Fox in the hymn house,
Epic epigenetics, Toddling consumers, Pollinators decline

The history of melodramatic historicism plays bellidrama to the myrmidon.
Meanwhile the logos of logrolling spawns the epigone. But the epignomes
sing hot diggidy dogma do as our "slow growth period" logys to a halt.
Epic history repeats what the myrmidone.

Revenge is ours, says the Vindictator-in-Chief with a vengeance.
Absolutism grants us absolution if we but thole the tollboots.
The kiosk is for giving to the divine, you human errors.
Is the poop catholic?
Does the bear pope in the woods?

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Weather - You like it or not, ... to forgive divine,
Death toll boots 9/11, War fund tolls $8 Billion/month,
Giving Kiosks what for, Charlatan's fancy science,
milk duds, Smokin' the unborn, Para what?, You dirty rat!

Advertants cloak your pessimism for soon the bell tolls.
Time to revel that cretin adversaries may soon be hoisted
by their own petards. Do not let the pejorative pervert
the titillation. The Human Race is on!
Gentlemen, uncloak your revelations.

Does the national fascination with fascism give you the heebie-jeebies?
Do we Nazi what's going on? Does the empiricism of emperialism make you tremble?
On this 5th anniversary of twistful thinking let's wrest the truth
from the wry spinmeisters. If not, we'll twist again like we did last bummer.

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Noctilucent Dreams, Terra-flatulent time bomb, Another Pearl Harbor?
CIA does Nazi ties, Man creates satan in own image.
It's Christian growing greener, Male fish eggs fry, Babes obese abound,
Acetaminophenomenon, Benzene So Duh

To bless the sanctity of life must we sprinkle the altar with blood?
Why not just consecrate on sinking eye teeth in the jungular vein of the corposant?
Let the sacramental sacrilegions exclaim the totalitarian sacerdotalism of the polity.
Jumping Jehoshaphat, would god judge?

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Storms Rave!, Lightening eats our launch,
Drought rough, Cool is phat or sick,
Global warming heats debate, Gas takes a hike, death tolls
Cell phoneymones, electro-magneuticals and dishormoney.
Please claim your baggage, Botoxic beauty

Teleology is the means to end all and is used as a means to end ataraxia.
The timid fear being ambushed or ensnared, which keeps them caught in the trap.
TV is the televisiopiate of the masses. Teleterrorism is the means.
One Whirled View -- scaring viewers since 1992.

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Calling all who hallucinate at the psychedelicatessen:
Did you drink the harlequinade or eat from the psilocybin?
Have you altared your DNA to withstand the endocrine pantomime of the endocriminals?
Counter the Harlequin sorcery by uniting Venus with Cupid to be made immortal
through the Shining Father, by Jove. The psychedelicate lift their veils and ask, "What Apocalypse?"

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The heat goes on!, Rummy rolls in Tamiflu Bucks
Cost in Lives, Cost in Dollars
Liberty Link GMO corn relinks.
Seeing with Psilocybinoculars,
Hormones disruption

Home, home on derange
where the Dear and the Angelope play
where often is heard
a disparaging word
but the skies imply Heaven all day.
Happy Trials to you!
Giddy up!

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Mother Earth is one hot mama,
Greenland blanches, Why we fight,
One flu over the cuckoo's pharma nest egg.
Conspiracy Loves, Hormone disruption,
Electrohormomagnetic disruption, Autism

Confounded by the confinements of heaven and hell?
Hades equally distributes the shadow wealth to believer and non-believer
with Loki's blessings. Fanatics profane the temple and bask in the shade
of the Son's light. With confinement, you can't get in and you can't get out.
Religion isn't fun, so wipe that grimace off your faith.

Swamped by the unwholesome fogginess of the high price for miasma gas?
Try the cornaholistic solution. The non-frigorific cache cash in adulterated
cornal desires.
"Haul your ass with cornahol gas."

Beware forknication with the ventricose cacodemon. The contumacious avoid the flood of
parched obloquy from the District of Calumnia where cacocracy rules.
The flood of rising tides sinks all boats.
Hope floats.

Bedeviled by those holding the Reins of Terrorism? Slow down, you're moving to fast.
The Bush-league toadies prescribe nostrums of psychobalogna, little brown noses for you and me.
The Devil throws a cross to create a stumbling block. Evil comes up from under and the
scandal reveals the unseemly conduct of the religious. Go figure self.

Grab your mystagoggles, the hierophants are cranking up Their Divine lights.
The sophomoralistic evangelistas extort the mythomania and resurrect the inscrutable enigmas.
The less sophisticated are wily to the auspicious gospel. Heed now the call to read the
words of Nature contained in the Book of Life.

When solipsism solicits solatium, solipocracy prevails. Judas betrayed ecclesidolatry, not
Jesus. The Business of Salvation and the salvation of Profits is the catequizical gnostrum.
Would the Prince of Peace seek profit through war?

The orthodoxymoronastic fire their canons at the exeJesus. The Demiurge the exegesis to
detect illusions to heaven and the afterlife. The paradoxymorons urge anaclitic titanism.
Cannibuylism is the gastromaniacal way to Theocrazy.
Eat up with it!

Propaganda propagates the proper gander of the farcical fanforade. What farceur gall wags
the fanfare of gallow's humor? The Penegralia propagandance the fandango propatria.
Ha ha ha, ho hee hee,
Little brown shirts for you and me ..

Are you experiencing the flagrant flagellation of flag elation?
Caught in patriotic flagrante delicto?
What's your name? Who's your Dada?
Have the four hobbyhorsemen of the Apocalypse
taken the time to tell you what you need to live?
It's the time of the season for loving.
With thanks and apologies to the Zombies.

Don't let your light particles be fooled by the fauxtons. Purse your lip service at bulging
budgets that make us nuclear vassals and pharmapetrolsarcomatrons. Contemn the plates of
the oilral fixated. Toil to pay your toll if you cancer.
Lighten up.

Who cares for the cure for consumate consumption? Is the consumer's manifest destiny
manyfist tactics to maintain the moneyfest of the maneffete? Peace becomes the ineffable
blasphemy. Perhaps only probabilists will survive to old age.

Is it any wonder that Babel, the gate of God, was confounded by the holy babble?
When illiberal glossolaliacs trade words for swords, the point is lost to the gloss
of sordid Bibleloney. Let the ill lustrate the word of God.
Buy buy baloney.

Into Life's merriment comes the War on Germs, seminal germicide.
Biological insurgents, neoplasms of metasta size and tumescent cancroids
greet the doctrinaire. You'll pray to Mary to lead the bawdy rebellion
against Pollyantics. Fear no evil for "thy rod and staff they comfort me."
Welcome to the Seminary.