ONE WHIRLED VIEW 2008

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Ones upon a time we were one universe.
Then buy our amusement we were perverted by the advalanche of the adverts.
Now the multiverse diversifies the adversity.
"To every thing there is a season, turn, turn, turn."

DISCLAIMER:
The testimony you are about to hear is the truth, the half-truth
and nothing like the truth, so help you God.
Bear witness at your own risk. Don't get on our case, the
trial is yours. Judge yourself.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Global warming blows hot & cold
War Dead - 4,219, Wounded - 30,904, Iraqi dead - 1,305,837
Happy contagion, UniBudiverse, Non Latin verbum? Illigitimae non carburundum!
Nukular wasted, Counting sleep, Dark delights, Alkaline hydrolysis, of corpse

Who is doing God's Science? Who isn't? Who elected the elect?
Which eldrich spooks our choices? Yule ever never mind.
Have a happier holiday!

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Global warming blows cold, Weather changes history
War Dead - 4,207, Wounded - 30,832, Iraqi dead - 1,288,426
US dead in Afghanistan - 627, Operation Enduring War, Shunne O'Porky
Godly Science, Ethical Lax 101, eBrainiac, Attitude of Gratitude
Happy contagion, UniBudiverse, Non Latin verbum? Illigitimae non carburundum!
Nukular wasted, Got sleep?

Must we all stand firm in the illusion of our confirmation bias?
Run that bias buy us again!
It's time to guard your garth.
Affirm the Firmamental by the girth of your garden.

Disclamor
The testimony you are about to hear is the truth, the half-truth
and nothing like the truth, so help you God.
Bear witness at your own risk.
Don't get on our case, the trial is yours. Judge yourself.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Hot Quakes Spring
War Dead - 4,207, Wounded - 30,832, Iraqi dead - 1,288,426, US dead in Afghanistan - 627
Freedom from ignorance, Confirm. Run that bias again!, Islamaban yoga
Truman syndromental, Laughing cures

Will the collective consummate the collapse of the emporium empire?
Would you bank on it?
Can consumers retailor the malls of consumption?
To produce means to lead forward.
As consumerism dies, what will you produce?

Disclamor:
The testimony you are about to hear is the truth, the half-truth
and nothing like the truth, so help you God.
Bear witness at your own risk. Don't get on our case, the
trial is yours. Judge yourself.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Whoa weather woes, War Dead - 4,201,
Wounded - 30,794, Iraqi dead - 1,288,426, US dead in Afghanistan - 627
General stiff upper lipness, Plants soil Green Revolution
Bayer's Beeloney, Consumers bailout!, Be good for Goodness' sake

From what matrix is our enthralldom with the material birthed?
What Demeter measures the trunk that impresses the throngs?
Do we run pall-mall to the mall because of lack of Minerva?
Just "keep one's nose to the mallstone" and ignore the pall that covers the thralldom.
Athena plays the Palladium with "A whiter shade of Pallus (Payless)."

Disclamor:
The views and opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of CAT,
the hosts or anyone else in their right mind. Child-like discretion is advised
while we take our minds out and play with them.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Weather Quakes, Accrued Report
War Dead - 4,189, Wounded - 30,764, Iraqi dead - 1,284,105
US dead in Afghanistan - 625
Incoming!!, Oh Shifty rescue funds, Bailout money Baloney
Fear ye, fear ye, all hail breaks loose!, Melamine fields
Diadoublebetes, Staph of life not, Spooks in AR House, Water drying up

Where is the valor in value voting?
Which candidate wears the white robe of purity?
Can the common wealth survive uncommon wealth?
Moneta, are we a nation of valorization?
Juno who prints the money?
Rich, by definition, is to rule, to direct, the king.
Now the king must ask, "To whom am I kin?"
A king is NOT a dictator!

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Weatherless Report, Tumoribundles,
Humpty Dumping, Trillions of nothing is nothing, AIG resorts to junket
War Dead - 4,185, Wounded - 30,702, Iraqi dead - 1,273,378
New war state of mind, Church fathers spiritual dependants
Pharmaqua, Erie bloomin' algae, Water drying up

What is the connection between loss of faith in the church
and loss of faith in the money markets?
What numberskullduggery has brought us where we are?
Uncle Samcules shines numinous to the impecunious.
Faith in carcinumismatics is our carcinemesis.
Can even Jesus save?

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Quake Shake, Ike dumps Padre, Okay soothseers say,
Heads up! Palms down, Wal-MarTV,
War Dead - 4,177, Wounded - 30,680, Iraqi dead - 1,273,378
Brains study no-brainers, Space micprobes, Petri dishes cultured meat,
Nano safety big deal?, Human / Nature, Churchgoing going gone

Who are the jacklegs high-jacking off with our Jack?
Jack-of-all-traitors selling out the whole kit and cabooty?
Jackals of cupidity trade on our stupidity with toxic assets.
When Jack breaks the Crown from a spill on the Hill
will Jill come tumbling after the Jacklegacy?

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Floody River, Ike's Yikes!, Rice bowl cropped,
Ike eye's birds, Farmers cool to weather, Quake rattlers,
War Dead - 4,168, Wounded - 30,642, Iraqi dead - 1,267,401
US dead in Afghanistan - 599,
False tip's dead truth, Congress takes plunge to toxic assets clog
Crisis flush with blame, Historian's warning!,
Big Oil lubes Interior Dept., Tension in the Pews
"Science of the Mind", Soothsayers ban law, Wal-MarTV
Multitask .. tsk, tsk!, Teeny text-wreckers,
Heads up! Palms down, Spooks in AR House, God trumps doctors

Home, home on derange,
where the Dear and the Interlope play,
where often is Herd a disparaging word
and the Despised are just Crowded all day.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, The Earth Wets Itself, Then shakes dry
No Arctic see ice, Wooly winter!, Cowcompass no bull.
War Dead - 4,155, Wounded - 30,568, Iraqi dead - thousands of thousands
The killing feels, Cheney rattles, Palin AIP ship, Confoundormities

Simple-minded and simple-hearted are joined by being artless or
non-deceptive in nature. Sophistication trumps up the paltry science.
The sense of humors alters the complexion of simplism.
To the scientistic simpleton, "Art breaker, take another
little piece of my art, now baby!"

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Fay Storm, Quaking economics,
War Dead - 4,147, Wounded - 30,561, Iraqi dead - thousands of thousands,
Iraq contractures, Banksters, IOU Jesus!, Simplexity,
Baby Teleban, Multitask ... tsk, tsk!, Teeny text-wreckers,
Do men mention pre-dementia?

Should we tremble at the tremors of the tremblor that shakes our reality?
Quake in our boots?
Don't let the bull of the paypacy seal your fate!
Paynim no mind.
Mind the soul of the soil.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Quakin' California, Waste water or else
Cauldrons of contamination, Crude Report
War Dead - 4,139
Wounded - 30,490
Iraqi dead - 1,252,595
War stress not remote
Weapons of grass destruction, Soiled Society, Indifference? Who cares?

Why dig what is noble about the soil?
Why have we soiled our image of the soil?
Have we forgotten that our tormentors are instruments for breaking up stiff soil?
Or that a torment is a machine for hurling missiles?
Ignore the soilure that sullies the soil.
"Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads."
-- Henry David Thoreau

DISCLAIMER:
The views and opinions expressed on this show are
not necessarily those of CAT, the hosts or anyone else in
their right mind. Child-like discretion is advised while
we take our minds out and play with them.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary
War Dead - 4,127, Wounded - 30,435, Iraqi dead - ????
War violence heads home, PTSD just adjustment disorder?
America tortures conscience, Cancer head heads off cancer
Cancer cells brewing, Gardening moves out front
Garden playground, Native farming, GMonsantO cornbred
Organic nutritionality, Soiled Society

ProdiGals and Sons of the Prodigal heed the prodiguile of the prodigalimatias.
The prodigalliard prodigalumph the prodigalibi to sway the prodigaloot and
prodigullible with prodigalanty. The prodigalahad are prodigalibinhaden.
The prodigale of Prodigalism blows the prodigalleon (warship of state)
to prodigalivant before the prodigallows. What more prod do we need?

TOPICS
Generic Commontary
War Dead - 4,119, Wounded - 30,349, Iraqi dead - 1,236,604
Your worth less life, No Con, serve it up!,
American psyche battered and fried, Psyche delicacies
Soilent Apple, Cuban urban farming

There is nothing boring about creation.
Get on board or be left behind.
Buyin' large, we can't escape getting small.
Let us smile at the marvelousy.
Garden as if your life depended on it ... or it won't.

TOPICS:
Generic commontary, Weathering the weather
Control spins out!, In God H. We Trust, Fueling your oil pension
War Dead - 4,113, Wounded - 30,XXX??, Iraqi dead - 1,225,898
Cluster bumbers, Soilicide
Farmers grim, reap selves, Gardening comes home, Cuba urban farming

Is "guns or butter" making us bread losers instead of bread winners?
Is our bread and butter being lost to the stormy petrol troopers?
It's time to "cast one's bread upon the waters"
lest we die "to each other by that soul suicide
of mutual indifference."
May all get bread.

TOPICS:
Generic commontary, Tornado..do..do..do..do..., Arthur storms early,
Roadkill anyone?, Microchips 'n dips,
War Dead - 4,086, Wounded - 30,333, Iraqi dead - 1,217,892
Stress orders suicide, God quotes, Running on Empty
Food's gold, No fund, no food, Food for all

How do we distinguish between canon mutters and cannon fodders?
Hormonicals fail us while extinction looms.
How do we reweave our sight? Ask your pasture pastor
to feed you something other than pablum.

TOPICS:
Earth quakes China, Twisted Killers, Picher blown from Tar Creek
War Dead - 4,078, Wounded - 30,004, Iraqi dead - 1,209,263
Just another "cost of war", Houston cries Uncle over crazy Ants
Bio Protection?, Jesus III, Mr. Ingodwetrust, God quotes, Vatican OKs alien belief

Is the ill liberal worse than the illiberal?
Who thinks clearly when the titillation of Idun
prompts ithyphallic twitterpatering?
Rising sap saps the sapient of sapid illation.
Soon we spring forward to summery judgements.
Wail, all is well!

TOPICS:
Weather ouches, War Dead - 4,071, Wounded - 29,911
Iraqi dead - 1,205,025
Cellectrical biology, Battle of the Bandwidths
Home cell towers, Microwavy gravy, godseen Science
Jesus III, Godness gracious

What cost that ringing in your ears?
Does the cellularceny of the telecommoddity
adorn your head with the telecommode?
Without odium we embrace the telecommodius.
But celluliar telephonies trigger the cellularum
and egadflys sound Gabriel's horny ringtone:
hang up the microwave good buy.

TOPICS:
Tornadose Arkansas, Illinoisey quake,
War Dead - 4,039, Wounded - 29,780, Iraqis - who counts?
Crude Report, How bout them fuel hogs?, Heart to heart
Radiaddicts

We need an Electro Magna Charta to avoid the broadcastastrophe
of broadcastration, the radio-oh. The machination of the
towers of machicolation assert the telergy of the telemechanics.
Protect your radiance with your personal teleology.
The world ends not with a bang but a ring tone.
Whimper, whimper.

TOPICS:
Peace!, Mother Nature kicks assault, Hard pressed oil heads
War Dead - 4,023, Wounded - 29,628, WMDs - 0
Military fuels high, Hi voltage cells, Listen UP!
Radiaddicts, Battle of the Bandwidths, Home cell towers
Microwavy gravy

Is climate instability related to financial instability?
Can we weather the changes?
Economystics proclaim orthodox phenological pseudodox, making us
bear the stern. These pseudapostles mystify the masses who must now
recess and go out to play in the Kinder Garden.

TOPICS:
Fars in Texas, Twister slamdunks Atlanta, Floods spring
Phenologic phenomena, No Bull Stearns, Got Federal Reservations?
War Dead - 4,000, Wounded - 29,395, WMDs - 0
$12 Billion / month!, Fiscal lapse, Get giving, Easter toxova
Christian Blue, Sciencing god, Electrocellular

The Dandiprat-in-chief tortures us citizens, er, consumers with prattle of
endless national polemic. Liberticide will control those phrygian pests!
Who wins the race between the Tortoise and Cross Hares?
How long will Uncle Sam turn a deaf ear to Auntie War?

TOPICS:
The soul of science, Quakes, then fires, What the Uggianaqtuq?
That snow snack, vaulted Doomsdaisies, Freakin Foods, Torture banditos
War Dead - 3,975 +5, Wounded - 29,320, Iraqi deaths - 1,182,393
Hearing loses battle, Mind forgiving, World religion day

Has reality kicked you in the ganoids?
Has suffering caused you to cry out, "My Gaud, why have you forsaken me?"
If reality is partially defined as fidelity to Nature, against what do we brook?
Let no sword of Gaud Damocles hang over your head of good cheer!

TOPICS:
Suffer the choice, Snow Way!,
Life on the rocks, Survivalive, Crude Report,
War Dead - 3,972, Wounded - 29,133, Corn forecast,
Pricey corny, What's the beef?, Mutant clone meat morsels

Who is keeping tally in the talionation?
What do we due about the "gang of corporacketeers who are
so touchingly accepted by the People as patriotic shepherds?"
(Sinclair Lewis) Will the Kulture-Kampf make Walmartyrs of us all?
Not if we make the boodle of the Caliban our comrade.

TOPICS:
Wind blows, poles go down,
Deadly twisted weather, Sino Blizzaro,
Forest feast, Corn boom seacide, Refined crude profits
Jingocratic war wounds - Dead - 3960, Wounded - 29,092,
Non-collateral damage, Resurrecting food paths,
Smashed E. Coli mash, Probuyotics, Wormy form excitus

Do you hope to prosper by playing the right fortune?
You could haply take your chance with the gospieler,
or adopt the evangelicallus idea that faith only is needed, not good works.
Let's hope against hope that real faith compels happily helping others,
or we will all be lost to the gospell.

TOPICS:
Winter chills in warmer climes,
No water, no nukey, Nuclear's "back end" waste,
Jingocratic war wounds - Dead - 3940, Wounded - 29,005,
Toilet donor capitalists, Food banks need dough, Secret Santa
Tyson Feeds, Tithe wads, Prosperity gospiel,
Flying Spaghetti Monster has no meatballs

We must avoid the jingoistic blather distractions
of groupthink, by jingo! When is listening to the
opposite apposite? When is it NOT?
Entertaining the opposition means not being
beside yourself. To placate, place yourself wisely.

TOPICS:
Weather Retorts, Assured insured disasters?
Jingocratic war wounds - Dead - 3923, Wounded - 28770
NAFTA afta Truckin', Vermont's war criminals,
King Learing Bush, Cursing toilet OK, Blown brains inflame?,
Shut-eye sugar high, All nighter no brainer,
ICU get no sleep, Hearty naps, Fear science