ONE WHIRLED VIEW 2009

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the hosts or anyone else in their right mind. Child-like discretion is advised while
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12/14/09
Belligerently dueling biobellicosity
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
With Flagitators Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by Bella Coats
Credits by the Rantopers
Directed by Santa

Let the phlegmatic masses cast lots of phlegm
at the Phlegethon.Let's catch the flamming, flagitious
Pharmabioflamenin flagrante delicto.
Pugnacious flagrance does not justify puissant humbuggery
of the puisne. Spew them out!

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary
Weather rants
War Dead - 4,371
Wounded - 31,582
Iraqi dead - 1,366,350
US dead in Afghanistan - 934
Seasons Greedings
Vaccuumulations
Winged needles
Conspiranoia
Biowarfaries
Organic Frankengenes
Sick care
Stress less stress

12/1/09
Quicksalving the thought skids with mental ointment
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
With Nosographers Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by Druggetoga
Credits by the Nosotopers
Directed by Sky

We urgently need the unguent that counteracts the quacksalvo
Pseudopharmical medicine show.
Pharmacomania threatens to pharmacopulate us all
for profit. Such is the practice of witchcraft.
The nostrum is the anointmentality to remedy our nosography.
Love is all you need.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary
Weather serves starvation?
Military suicides
War Dead - 4,367 Wounded - 31,572 Iraqi dead - 1,339,771 US dead in Afghanistan - 928
PseudoPharmicals
Shots in the arm for Big Pharma
Health Scarce

11/16/09
Casting bated hooks from littoral boondocks
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
With Insipiencers Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by Mayajamas
Credits by the Liturgitopers
Directed by Jon Carlson

Don't have a cow, get the 2012 vaccine!
Innoculation brings ideasinto the mind through the eye.
Eye, aye, eye!
Can diablerie innoculateus against extinction?
Like diabetes, our insipience is only passing through.
My, oh maya, what next good views?
Humanity as thaumaturgical toast?
Cheers!

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary
Thankin weather
Tsunamis
2012
War Dead - 4,363 Wounded - 31,557 Iraqi dead - 1,339,771 US dead in Afghanistan - 920
Boot fitness
Diabetes passing through
Health Scarce

11/2/09
Salving the salubruises of salient salvos
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with
Ecesisters Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by The Caper Crusaders
Credits by the Salubritopers
Directed by Jon Carlson

Confused about which salacious sauce used as salud addressing will salvage the mealy-mouthed?
A caper or two are salvific but too many may be salvicide.
There is safety in offering a salutory salute to the salubrious.
hat the hale! Seek the salient!

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary
Witchin weather
Swine flukes
War Dead - 4,356 Wounded - 31,545 Iraqi dead - 1,339,771 US dead in Afghanistan - 911
Health care weightier
Sell-u-lator Regulator!
Health Scarce

10/19/09
Stroking our faulty diction against the convolutions of your mind
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
With Half-Assurgents Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe cut from Whole Cloth
Credits by the Asteistopers
Directed by Jon Carlson

Are we assured that the catholicon for our health woes is manditory health insurance?
Gothicist health insurance companies wish you to think so.
But a health insurgence will ensure ill-starred disaster which begins with an
influenza of starry influence and mutual assured destruction. Kiss your Astraea goodbye.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, E-quakes
Swine flu spanks children
Water wonders
War Dead - 4,349 Wounded - 31,529 Iraqi dead - 1,339,771 US dead in Afghanistan - 881
Prof critiques sick care
Health Scare
"Nothing in history assures the success of our civilization." -- Herbert Muller

10/5/09
Throwing pious in the face of devout
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Hebedudes Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by Die Vestments
Credits by the Devotopers
Directed by Jon Carlson

How much longer do we offer devotion to the hebetudinous?
Our devoir recalls that a vote was once a vow or prayer
and that devote was to curse or doom. The proscription for
humanity is devolution, medical piety notwithstanding.
Shun the Hippocratic, hypocritic, hypodermic obstipation.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary
Nature wets, Earth shudders
War Dead - 4,347 Wounded - 31,514 Iraqi dead - 1,339,771 US dead in Afghanistan - 856
Dementia developmentia
Does God speak, you hear?
JesUSA?
Health Scare

9/21/09
Assuming the position on supposition
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Suppositarian Rectidudes Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by Suita Bull
Credits by the Recrementopers
Directed by Jon Carlson

Wary of the VacciNation's embrace of Preparation H1N1?
Reluctant to sup the suppositions of the supposititious?
Super! Spurn the suppository of the spurious recrementality.
Remember . . . . assume makes an ass of you and me.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary
Warm Arctic
War Dead - 4,345 Wounded - 31,513 Iraqi dead - 1,339,771 US dead in Afghanistan - 838
Blackwater smells
Sweet overload
Commercial control
Super germynation
Does God speak to You, hear?
JesUSA?
Health Scare

8/24/09
Insanitizing the mind and unconstrained by the usual social graces
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Insophisticants Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by Sanguivests
Credits by the Insanitopers
Directed by Jon Carlson

What is sane about trying to sanitize our lives with
the not so sanitary linens of sanguivestments?
Who set the communion table that the bioslimes?
Mycin is your sin too. This phantasmagoria is brought to you by
the fun guys at onewhirledview.com

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary
Weather haps
Pisces Hydrargyrum
War Dead - 4,335 Wounded - 31,469 Iraqi dead - 1,339,771 US dead in Afghanistan - 796
Super germination
Does God speak to You?
JesUSA?

8/10/2009
Backing our derrieres with dereism
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Eukaryotes Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by the Derechoats
Credits by the Dereistopers
Directed by Jon Carlson

The sensorium has found its quorum: no more toad eating.
Even toad licking yields to toad smoking. Light up, the
experience is subslime. Otherwise, just enjoy the dereisliction and
the reverberating derechos. Ewe chews.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary
Woesome weather
El Nino reigns?
Musk Oxen peril
Angry toad buzz
Salmon run away
Postscripts
Vomitoxination
Afghan civil death
War Dead - 4,330 Wounded - 31,446 Iraqi dead - 1,339,771 US dead in Afghanistan - 773
Bacteria slime hardy
Does God speak to You?
JesUSA?

7/27/09
Fondling our fondness for the DotAge
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
With Recreants Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by the Wreckremental
Credits by the Pleotopers
More on onewhirledview.com
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Jon Carlson

Secretions of the soil are the key to human existence.
Our healing crisis demands we no longer secrete the truth.
Dotage on the dotard demands we pay attention with interest.
"Come grow old with me, the best is yet to be."

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary
Cool blast of global warming,
War Dead - 4,330 Wounded - 31,446, Iraqi dead - 1,339,771 US dead in Afghanistan - 753
Good Old Happiness, PestiParkincideson, AgroChemicallus, Liebig's dicta

7/13/09
Your indispensable connection to the dyspensable
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Dispensatyrs Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by Sa Wrong
Credits by the Dyspinsatopers
Directed by Colleen Pancake & Jon Carlson

Are you indisposed by the dispincycle of the
brainwashing machine? Rinse away the indispensable with
dispensations from the dispensary of the pharmacognosy.
"Come grow old with me, the best is yet to be."

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary,
Weather delaunches
Cycling the rage
Rising debt sinks ship of state
Pruning nuclear plants
Bearing chocolate
War Dead - 4,326 Wounded - 31,368 Iraqi dead - 1,320,110* US dead in Afghanistan - 737
Eye spies
Chattercize
Sniffing out Alzheimer's
Snuff testing
Good Old Happiness
PestiParkincideson
AgroChemicallus

7/6/09
Failing to mind our dementia
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Churleaders Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by Thane S. Capes
Credits by the Athanatopers
More on onewhirledview.com
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Colleen Pancake & Jon Carlson

Excuse me, can we talk about thanatophobia?
Will it work its bregmagic?
One could just take the placebo, if you please.
Or revel in the silly mirth of the hillarious.
And did we mention dementia?

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, So Soggy, Sun Down, Hungry maws,
War Dead - 4,323, Wounded - 31,368, Iraqi dead - 1,320,110*
US dead in Afghanistan - 723, Econorenders renters, Mind the exercise
Smart pharms, mind as obecalp, Chattercize, Alzheimer's olfactors
Terminal drop, Older Life is good, Safer water costs

6/15/09
Solemnly soiling our sullied souls
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Placebozos Roger Henry & Dan Vega
War Drobe by Maraudungarees
Credits by the Exercitatopers
More on onewhirledview.com
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Colleen Pancake & Jon Carlson

Can you do the lapse dance of longanimity in the face of
marauding hordes of survivalistas? Or will you walk your balk?
Exercise at the spa from which life springs. The placebonus is
"to please the lord in the land of the living delights."

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Weather whoas!, Survivalisms, Economic hot sales,
Near pandemic vaccinicide, War Dead - 4,313, Wounded - 31,327, Iraqi dead - 1,320,110*
US dead in Afghanistan - 704, Walk Here Now, Neurobics, Mind the exercise

5/18/09
Parleying the Stupidity of Cupidity
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Parlance-a-lots Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by Fatigued Disclothiers
Credits by the Clothotopers
More on onewhirledview.com
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Tyrone

When does torture twist into tort?
Will cupidity (erosity) yield to generosity?
Can Mothers' ploy end the deploy?
Fatidictates the Fates as Mothers of Daze.
Awe shocks and jive.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, CA shake and bake, May rain, Loss of innocents
War Dead - 4,296, Wounded - 31,249, Iraqi dead - 1,320,110, US dead in Afghanistan - 683
Military heads examined, Mother's Day Peace, Springtime for defects, Evangelical torture twist
Spiritchiness

5/4/09
Changing the Pandemoney faster than you can change your underworldlywear
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Obscurants Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by Thongallants
Credits by the Dirtiary Divinitopers
More on onewhirledview.com
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Colleen Pancake

"When pigs fly" defines the impossible.
So what happens when swine flu over the cuckoo's nest?
Pandemonium?
Is the pandemonsterous the influenza of the stars?
To escape the oubliette, open the only door that traps your mind.
Let free dumb ring!

Topics:
Generic Commontary, What weather?, Swine flu over the cuckoo's nest,
Interesting tidbits, Insectellectual, Mary grilled,
War Dead - 4,284, Wounded - 31,230, Iraqi dead - 1,320,110, US dead in Afghanistan - 682,
Xe no phobia, Springtime for defects, Pharmaneutercals

4/20/09
Waving our particles across space and time
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Biocentrollops Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by Iniquitea Time
Credits by the Prolixitopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Jon Carlson & Colleen Pancake

Pray that we be spared entanglementality by the nefairies of the
aquilegian massacres, yours and coal mine.
Vacuous pedantricks are out of time as space desiccates aquaniquities.
Partipeculiarly, wave bye - bye to the good buys.

Generic Commontary, Disasteroid, Aftershook, Weather perils (7 stories),
Whut's aquafer?, War Dead - 4,274, Wounded - 31,193, Iraqi dead - 1,320,110
US dead in Afghanistan - 678, BioQuantumology, Biocentricky Universe

4/6/09
Deducing the danger of Vitamin D-deuce
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Calculickers Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by the Vitamin Deuce Baggage
Credits by the Vitamentopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Jon Carlson & Colleen Pancake

Still wondering what the H does the H in Jesus H mean?
Putative considerations cast doubt on the redoubtable.
Does hypercalcemia suggest the quantumultitudes?
You do the caluli. The Sun is our redoubt. Reachout.

Topics:
Generic Commontary, Redoubt readout, Freezing hot!, See ice?
War Dead - 4,265, Wounded - 31,153, Iraqi dead - 1,320,110, US dead in Afghanistan - 673
Irradiated Ergosterology, D Three, KIDney Stoned, Where the H is the H in H2O?
BioQuantumology, Neurobics

3/23/09
Falling prostrate at the alter of Vitamin Deus
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Pronatorialists Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by the Pursed Dues Bag
Credits by the Quantitopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Jon Carlson & Colleen Pancake

What the H does the H in Jesus H mean?
Is Christ consciousness a manifestation of quantum forces?
Does the calciferologic of pathological calcification suggest the quantumultuous?
Worship the Sun of your choice.
You Wave goodbye, I Wave hello.

Topics:
Generic Commontary, Spring springs, Collapsoil, Pesticycles
War Dead - 4,260, Wounded - 31,089?, Iraqi dead - 1,320,110, US dead in Afghanistan - 669
Do you VitaminD?

3/9/09
Pedaling hard to recycle the wheels of change
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Inflorescents Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by the Talibandanas
Credits by the Ricketopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Jon Carlson & Colleen Pancake

Got your bloomers in a bunch about the rickety rationale for vitaminimums?
Become aware of the harmoney involved in the rachitizzy buncombe.
Truth is in the real eye zing.

Topics:
Generic Commontary, Snow storm freezes assets, Science cool to global warming?
Oh Quakelahoma, DC powerplant sickly green, Hand-me-down smoke
War Dead - 4,256
Wounded - 31,089
Iraqi dead - 1,311,696
US dead in Afghanistan - 661
Bike City, Do you VitaminD?

2/23/09
Stressing the stressful to stress relief from distress
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Philematologists Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by the Encumber Bund
Credits by the Distraughtopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Jon Carlson

Bail helps the accused avoid the travail of jail.
Whom do we bail out with faster and bigger buckets?
Who said just junket? Has the distress and distrain of deficit
financing made you distraught? Need to ponder over draught?
Just kiss miasma goodbye.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Thunder suckers, Birds fly north
Global coaling, Cooling history mystery
War Dead - 4,247, Wounded - 31,054, Iraqi dead - 1,311,696
US dead in Afghanistan - 656, Deficit on your hands
FBI spooks FIBbers, Stress on the brain, Lip-Lock stress release
You go Yoga, Teens compass on the meat

2/9/09
Ranging many degrees above normal and many degrees below normal
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Derangers Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by the Powerdrapers
Credits by the Powertopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Jon Carlson & Colleen Pancake

What does it prosper us to bankrupt posterity?
Posterity is those who follow behind or literally cover our behinds.
The behindhand fall further in arrears. Common sense says
garden as if your rear depended on it, or it won't.
You think you are watching us but who is watching you?

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Weather you like it or not, River runs deeper
Paine in AR legislature, War Dead - 4,243, Wounded - 31,010,
Iraqi dead - 1,311,696, US dead in Afghanistan - 647,
Home Lab DNAsters, Alkaline hydrolysis, of corpse, Garden plants prosperity

2/2/09
Fired up by making light of gaseous emissions
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Eructators Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by the Cloaked Metamaterialists
Credits by the Erumpentopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Camera Dude Chris!
Directed by Jon Carlson & Colleen Pancake

What brand of fire splutters insights that incite the cowered?
What fire-drake ignites the fire-damp without being hoisted by
its own petard? When is the darkness not worth the candle?

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Weather whacks!, Frigid laugh of global warming.
Mars toots, Cow toots, Year of the Ox fizzles, War Dead - 4,237,
Wounded - 31,004, Iraqi dead - 1,307,319, US dead in Afghanistan - 644
Palm oil greases orangutan loss, Dark delights, Invisible cloak almost seen

1/12/09
Meteorically rising above the anthrasites & anthrascenes that madder
it's
ONE WHIRLED VIEW
with Meteorleptics Dan Vega & Roger Henry
War Drobe by the Coalessening Coalition
Credits by the Nympholeptitopers
Produced by Henry Brothers
Directed by Jon Carlson & Colleen Pancake

Meteorillogical weather attempts to blow awe to awaken the snooze of
our collective sleeplessness. Nyctophobia lights candlepower
against the darkness making the nymphs run for cover.
Nyctilumens are the curse, bless the darkness.

TOPICS:
Generic Commontary, Weather won one!, Earth tremors
Flooding washes out commerce, Bacteriarain, Meteorice
War Dead - 4,225, Wounded - 30,934, Iraqi dead - 1,307,319
US dead in Afghanistan - 637, 2008 takes a leap, Clean coal's dirt Counting sleep, Dark delights

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